Creepy Infestations
- thrill
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Creepy Infestations
So get this, a few minutes ago I'm sitting watching the game and out of the corner of my eye, I see something up in the recessed lighting fixture on the ceiling. I walk under it and can't tell what it is, so I go get the broom and knock it down. Turns out its a bat and it starts flapping around like crazy. It scared the bejesus out of me and my adrenaline was pumping so hard I knocked it across the room with the broom and it smacked against the wall and died. Scared the crap out of me.
- Transmogrified Tiger
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Re: Creepy Infestations
Ever see Arachnophobia?
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Re: Creepy Infestations
Stop it. Just don't.Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Ever see Arachnophobia?
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Re: Creepy Infestations
I killed a monster spider in my apartment today. MONSTER.Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Ever see Arachnophobia?
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Re: Creepy Infestations
I would have suggested Garlic, a Rosary, and a stake through the heart, but that works too.thrill wrote:So get this, a few minutes ago I'm sitting watching the game and out of the corner of my eye, I see something up in the recessed lighting fixture on the ceiling. I walk under it and can't tell what it is, so I go get the broom and knock it down. Turns out its a bat and it starts flapping around like crazy. It scared the bejesus out of me and my adrenaline was pumping so hard I knocked it across the room with the broom and it smacked against the wall and died. Scared the crap out of me.
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Re: Creepy Infestations
I hope it wasn't an endangered bat, or you're going to prison.
I'm telling Ranger Rick.
I'm telling Ranger Rick.
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Re: Creepy Infestations
Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!
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Re: Creepy Infestations
thrill wrote:Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!
Ranger Rick will bite you and give you rabies. And you'll like it.
Dot com.
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Re: Creepy Infestations
More like ranger PRICKG. Keenan wrote:thrill wrote:Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!
Ranger Rick will bite you and give you rabies. And you'll like it.
Dot com.
.com
(don't go to ranger prick.com i bet it is sick.)
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Re: Creepy Infestations
I tried it and nothing. Sounds like an untapped fetish market if you ask me.thrill wrote:More like ranger PRICKG. Keenan wrote:thrill wrote:Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!
Ranger Rick will bite you and give you rabies. And you'll like it.
Dot com.
.com
(don't go to ranger prick.com i bet it is sick.)

