Everybody just go to hell.
- docellis
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Everybody just go to hell.
I'm all crabby.
Barry Bonds - you just go f yourself.
Stupid girl at work?
No. You a) CAN'T wear that dress to work b) have GOT to shut up about your ability to open a .pdf c)aren't so special that you can come in at 9:30 and then play solitair until 6 or 7pm and then complain about why everyone is on your back about overtime.
Charter? I am STILL getting bills from you. I cancelled in May.
Barry Bonds - you just go f yourself.
Stupid girl at work?
No. You a) CAN'T wear that dress to work b) have GOT to shut up about your ability to open a .pdf c)aren't so special that you can come in at 9:30 and then play solitair until 6 or 7pm and then complain about why everyone is on your back about overtime.
Charter? I am STILL getting bills from you. I cancelled in May.
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
I should add that the tone was more blah than AAAGGGHH.
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
Screw the lady at work who insists on using the speaker phone.
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
Remarkable, isn't it? That company is either run by the devil, or a retarded monkey.docellis wrote: Charter? I am STILL getting bills from you. I cancelled in May.
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
You might me right. I've been searching for a picture of Neil Smit, and the internet is void of the Charter CEO's likeness.G. Keenan wrote: the devil, or a retarded monkey.
He used to work for AOL btw, if that tells you anything. And iff you've had AOL, you know what I mean.
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
Hubby filled out an online application to work there yesterdayG. Keenan wrote:Remarkable, isn't it? That company is either run by the devil, or a retarded monkey.docellis wrote: Charter? I am STILL getting bills from you. I cancelled in May.
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
I just tried to sign up for charter cable internet online the other day, and after the website supposedly checked that it worked in my area just fine, I went through the entire overly obnoxious process to get all the way through it, then "Live-chatted" with a representative who took about 10 minutes to respond to each of my questions. All I was trying to do was schedule a time to set it up, and then she says: "Oh, I can't find this address. We don't offer service in your area".
So why does the website say it does work in my service area when I put the zip code in? Morans!!
So why does the website say it does work in my service area when I put the zip code in? Morans!!
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
When will people learn not to deal w/ Charter?Cronos69 wrote:I just tried to sign up for charter cable internet online the other day, and after the website supposedly checked that it worked in my area just fine, I went through the entire overly obnoxious process to get all the way through it, then "Live-chatted" with a representative who took about 10 minutes to respond to each of my questions. All I was trying to do was schedule a time to set it up, and then she says: "Oh, I can't find this address. We don't offer service in your area".
So why does the website say it does work in my service area when I put the zip code in? Morans!!
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
This portion of the rant is worthless without pictures.docellis wrote:Stupid girl at work?
No. You a) CAN'T wear that dress to work...
(How was I the first one to point that out?)
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Re: Everybody just go to hell.
mikechamp wrote:This portion of the rant is worthless without pictures.docellis wrote:Stupid girl at work?
No. You a) CAN'T wear that dress to work...
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(How was I the first one to point that out?)
When I say can't - I mean that on every level. A skin tight dress is only as nice as the skin beneath it.
It was red - fire engine read. It was super low cut (her bra was hanging out) and you could make out each undergarment line thru the thin fabric.
This is the same girl that brought her dog to work in a fairy princess outfit and currently has 2 hamsters and several fish at her desk.




