I know this isn't original. I hate Dane Cook.

[maddash]

I still don't know who he is, but I'm pretty sure I hate him too.

"What are those creatures?"

"Those are the grunka lunkas. They help run things here in the factory."

"Tell them I hate them!"

Excellent Futurama reference.

i'm so glad you got that too

Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."
Grunka Lunka #1: "Asking questions in school is a great way to learn."
Grunka Lunka #2: "If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke."
Grunka Lunka #1: "We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm."
Grunka Lunka #2: "It could easily happen again to you folks."
Grunka Lunkas: "So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt."

[doe_boy]

Dane Cook is annoying is such an incredibly annoying way that it annoys me to no end.

And, I find that very annoying.