Dumb old women

[thrill]

Gk, I'll just say what you should have said all along.

Women over the age of 60 are worthless.

[planet planet]

I wonder when the "old, creaky voice" kicks in?

I've decided that I won't feel old until that happens to me (unless it's like, next year. Then I'll figure out another criteria that hasn't happened yet).

You're not old until you wake up with your dentures stuck to your back.

[Simbagal23]

I wonder when the "old, creaky voice" kicks in?

I've decided that I won't feel old until that happens to me (unless it's like, next year. Then I'll figure out another criteria that hasn't happened yet).

You're not old until you wake up with your dentures stuck to your back.

When my mom is at home and doesn't really need them for anything, she'll take her uppers out and stick them in her bra (so they are handy if the phone rings or someone arrives at the house). When we visited earlier this summer, we were headed out the door to go to the Cards game, I had to remind her to take her teeth out of her bra. Can you imagine if she gets in a car accident (with her teeth in her bra)....how does she possibly explain to the officer that the bite marks on her boob occurred during the accident??!

[docellis]

Gk, I'll just say what you should have said all along.

Women over the age of 60 are worthless.

What are men over the age of 60?

[planet planet]

I wonder when the "old, creaky voice" kicks in?

I've decided that I won't feel old until that happens to me (unless it's like, next year. Then I'll figure out another criteria that hasn't happened yet).

You're not old until you wake up with your dentures stuck to your back.

When my mom is at home and doesn't really need them for anything, she'll take her uppers out and stick them in her bra (so they are handy if the phone rings or someone arrives at the house). When we visited earlier this summer, we were headed out the door to go to the Cards game, I had to remind her to take her teeth out of her bra. Can you imagine if she gets in a car accident (with her teeth in her bra)....how does she possibly explain to the officer that the bite marks on her boob occurred during the accident??!

LOL, why her bra? Of all the places you could stash them, that wouldn't be the place I'd pick.

[thrill]

Gk, I'll just say what you should have said all along.

Women over the age of 60 are worthless.

What are men over the age of 60?

Dead. Some of them don't know it yet.

[Radbird]

I wonder when the "old, creaky voice" kicks in?

I've decided that I won't feel old until that happens to me (unless it's like, next year. Then I'll figure out another criteria that hasn't happened yet).

You're not old until you wake up with your dentures stuck to your back.

Whew - I have a ways to go, then...

I actually don't know anyone my age who has dentures. And my parents still have their teeth too. But it seems all of my grandparents had them. The only living person I know that has no teeth is my nephew's wife, who had all of hers yanked at age 38 - but she is a meth head (and I'm not even really sure she's still alive...).

Getting old ain't nearly as bad as it used to be. Hopefully all you young whippersnappers will realize that someday. Dagnabit.

[Jocephus]

I wonder when the "old, creaky voice" kicks in?

I've decided that I won't feel old until that happens to me (unless it's like, next year. Then I'll figure out another criteria that hasn't happened yet).

My definition of "old" keeps changing with each birthday that my parents have. But soon, I won't be able to avoid facing the fact that my parents are old.

my dad turned 60 this year, and my mom 56...the oldest son had a baby this year...so they are officially grandparents...

its weird...though, still, they dont look/seem/act "old" to me...not yet...my dad still runs over the noon hour, does all the yard work, etc...but my dad takes full advantage of senior discounts, when he can get them...

i call him "old man" too...like..."does the old man wanna play catch?"...i dont think he cares...

i dont know where im going with this....but since im the youngest child and still in the same town as them...it'll be weird i think...when i move (which hopefully will be next year)...and then i only seem them sporadically and i then i'll be able to see the aging...probably...

[Radbird]

...and then i only seem them sporadically and i then i'll be able to see the aging...probably...

No doubt. I see my folks 3 or 4 times a year and notice changes every single time (but they are in their mid-80s, so that might be why).

[docellis]

Gk, I'll just say what you should have said all along.

Women over the age of 60 are worthless.

What are men over the age of 60?

Dead. Some of them don't know it yet.

I guess your mom won't be worthless for another 15 years or so?