Cubs vs Cards: Rally Girl vs. FRBG

[AdmiralKird]

You guys do realize they look like the exact same girl just one is blonde and the other is a brunette right? Imagine their faces/bodies in the exact same pose, they would look identical. They both have push-up bras, the only slight difference is FRBG's neck might be slightly longer and Busty McHotty's nose might be slightly less abrasive.

This is like judging which optical illusion line is longer...

[Popeye_Card]

I don't know if this [hi-res shot of FRBG] has made its way on here yet, so if it hasn't, you're all very welcome.

This is the greatest thing....ever.

--P--

[Popeye_Card]

You guys do realize they look like the exact same girl just one is blonde and the other is a brunette right? Imagine their faces/bodies in the exact same pose, they would look identical. They both have push-up bras, the only slight difference is FRBG's neck might be slightly longer and Busty McHotty's nose might be slightly less abrasive.

This is like judging which optical illusion line is longer...

Yeah, except that the Cubs girl looks like she's spent $100k in plastic surgery fees so that she can look like Sally Field.

And not "nun" Sally Field. "Forrest Gump" Sally Field.

--P--

[Jocephus]

I don't know if this [hi-res shot of FRBG] has made its way on here yet, so if it hasn't, you're all very welcome.

This is the greatest thing....ever.

--P--

oh...that is...

[AdmiralKird]

You're gotta admit though, FRBG has a freakishly long neck.

[Jocephus]

You're gotta admit though, FRBG has a freakishly long neck.

just more neck to kiss and nuzzle

[Popeye_Card]

You're gotta admit though, FRBG has a freakishly long neck.

If I was a woman and had a face like that, I'd put it on a pedestal too.

Cubs girl makes me think the Taliban was right with requiring women to cover their faces in public.

--P--

[Jocephus]

haha

[heyzeus]

Contest over. We win.

[planet planet]

Can I start another one for the ladies, only I get to use the best looking player representative of each team? The problem is who represents the Cards? Rolen, Mulder, Edmonds, Pujols, or Ankiel? I can't even think of one good looking guy on the Cubs. Any help?