No job and my dog stinks

[docellis]

It is about that time to take my dog to the groomers. She is eminating a new odor. But my groomer is too expensive for an unemployed person to use.

My shower nozzle won't work (I tried) and I ran over the hose with my lawn mower last week.

Where is a cheap, cheap, cheap groomer?

[Popeye_Card]

Do you have a bathtub? I just use a beer pitcher in the tub to wash/rinse my dog. But then again, she's all of 12" tall.

--P--

[docellis]

Do you have a bathtub? I just use a beer pitcher in the tub to wash/rinse my dog. But then again, she's all of 12" tall.

--P--

Yeah I tried that, but she is about 55 pounds or so and rinsing her without water pressure didn't work...and the nozzle from my shower is too far to rinse her either.

[Popeye_Card]

I guess you could purchase an inexpensive hand-held shower. Remove your current showerhead, hook that one up, then put your showerhead back on when you're done. Just get some teflon tape to re-seal it well.

--P--

[Simbagal23]

We used to have a rubber hose with a shower head that attaches to the bath faucet (so I could rinse my hair after soaking in the tub)......that should work for bathing your dog. Or possibly pay a neighborhood kid $10 to wash the dog with an outdoor hose.....

[heyzeus]

Let me be the first to make a "releasing your dog's anal glands" reference.

That was enjoyable!

[omaha_red]

i'll come over and do a free anal gland release job..

[docellis]

i'll come over and do a free anal gland release job..

I have to admit, I never thought anyone would every use this sentence when speaking to me. About anything.

[omaha_red]

i'll come over and do a free anal gland release job..

I have to admit, I never thought anyone would every use this sentence when speaking to me. About anything.

i guess i'm just a nice guy..

[heyzeus]

Do you ever say or think something, and then think to yourself, "Wow. That must be the first time in the history of the world that anybody has said what I just said."

because I think, possibly, Omaha just did. And that is a moment.