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They're disgusting and too big to smash without making a mess. I try to catch them under a cup and throw them outside, but I wonder if they just make their way right back in. Anybody know the right way to deal with them?

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well I guess you could rule out nuclear weapons...plus that would just make a bigger mess...you know...burning faces off.

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This is why you need to stop renting you cheapskate.

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Michael wrote:This is why you need to stop renting you cheapskate.
Ha. I'm sure it's my fault though. I wonder how they get in. Dog door? Texas just has a lot of bugs.

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My guess is you live in filth. :wink:

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Arthur, turn on your oven and watch them scatter.

You can either smash them as they run, or you can enjoy the spectacle.

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sighyoung wrote:Arthur, turn on your oven and watch them scatter.

You can either smash them as they run, or you can enjoy the spectacle.

start a [expletive]roach fighting ring

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docellis wrote:
sighyoung wrote:Arthur, turn on your oven and watch them scatter.

You can either smash them as they run, or you can enjoy the spectacle.

start a [expletive]roach fighting ring
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Brilliant!

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The super just had them spray for bugs in the new apartment, and since they did, I've seen three more bugs than I've ever seen in this place thus far. Stupid mandated bug sprayings.

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