It's a good thing he stopped at second.sighyoung wrote:Depends on the location of the rash.jim wrote:Sorry to disappoint. The rash was Poison Ivy. The way he described it I thought it had potential.
I had a friend who didn't have any allergic reactions to poison ivy, and he demonstrated this to his girlfriend by rubbing it on his hands and arms.
Well, they're in the woods for a couple of hours, both forget about the poison ivy, and they make out.
A day later, the woman had to explain to her mom how she wound up with rash all over her chest.
The Mommy Gene
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Re: The Mommy Gene
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Re: The Mommy Gene
Whenever someone sends a pic, talks about, even hints about their kids at work, I compare whatever it is to something to do with my dog.
It serves three purposes
A. It ticks off the person talking about their kid because I am comparing their precious little one to my mangy mutt.
B. Those people then tend to quit talking to me about their kids.
C. I find it freaking hilarious.
Besides that, don't you love people with pictures of their kids all over their cube walls? Seems like more people have them when there are layoffs going on.
It serves three purposes
A. It ticks off the person talking about their kid because I am comparing their precious little one to my mangy mutt.
B. Those people then tend to quit talking to me about their kids.
C. I find it freaking hilarious.
Besides that, don't you love people with pictures of their kids all over their cube walls? Seems like more people have them when there are layoffs going on.