Exponential Facial Hair Growth

[MrCrowesGarden]

I'll preface this by saying I'm a pretty hairy guy, and I always have been. I've been shaving regularly since 13. I probably should shave every day, but it's more like every other day that I actually do it.

However, these past two weeks, it feels like my hair is growing faster than ever before. I can actually feel a beard coming in as I type this. I missed a day of shaving last week, and it looked like I had missed a whole week. Nevermind the fact that I already hate to shave as it is, but this is weird.

[Radbird]

Wait a few years, when the fastest growing hair on your head is your eyebrows, on your ears and in your nose.

The longest hair on my head (see haircut rant) is now my eyebrows.

[Bo Hart]

I read this as "experimental facial hair growth." I thought there was a revolutionary breakthrough for peach-fuzz-faced early-twenty-something's that was released to the public.

Thanks for getting my hopes up.

On topic, though, one of my best friends has a huge problem with having to shave too much. He actually has to take medication, because his skin gets so sore from having to shave so much.

[heyzeus]

If it is truly exponential, beware. The earth will at some point be filled solely with your hair.

[MrCrowesGarden]

If it is truly exponential, beware. The earth will at some point be filled solely with your hair.

Why should I stop myself at Earth?

[Cronos]

Only within the last year have I discovered(and been superbly annoyed by) nostril hair(and I'm only 24). It's like I always have to blow my nose and I can never quite clear it because of the darn nostril cillia. Makes me want to get some of those stupid, overpriced nostril hair trimmers