Happy b-day, heyzeus!

[Bo Hart]

Alright! Happy birthday man!

[StatmanCrothers]

In your honor, I will post these cheerful lyrics to the Fence Post Mortem song "Loki", which begins with the words "Hey Zeus"

LOKI

Hey Zeus, what went wrong
the kingdom didn't last too long
I guess to you this modern world seems strange

If you would just lay off the wine
the corporate life would suit you fine
instead you're wiping wind shields for spare change

Yes all the other hobos think you're weird
But I think they're just jealous of your beard
I'm sorry old man but you just can't stay
If you see old Wodin tell him I said 'hey'

hey, hey
(jam, rolling organ riff and harmonica solo with rhythm guitar)

Instant death, a million volts
shouldna pawned them lightning bolts
god I bet you wish you had one now

that white lightin' ain't the same
you're too drunk to play this game
here's the final curtain take a bow

and I dont' give a damn what Stan Lee said
Thor the god of thunder's hair was red
That hammer only came back cause he couldn't throw straight
and his lovely lady Sif was an easy date

hey, hey
(jam, rolling organ riff and harmonica solo with rhythm guitar)

Hey Ra, Isis cried
cursed my name before she died
you should have seen the way the colors turned
sometimes the smell would make me sick
but the witch trial thing was such a kick
hell hath no fury like a goddess burned

too bad solar power was a fad
not a shrewd investment man, too bad
but if you don't raise the money before the interest comes due
you're finally gonna find out if these lies are true

hey, hey
(jam, rolling organ riff and harmonica solo with rhythm guitar)

(C) 1995 All Rights Reserved

Ah those were the days. Sadly i had to go find my songbook because I couldn't remember my lyrics. Time to do an open mic or something.

[G. Keenan]

Happy birthday man! You're one of the funniest people on GRB and everyone likes you, just so you know.

[clement]

Hey Zeus, Happy Birthday! I hope the Million Dollar Man got you exactly what you wanted.

[Dillagii]

Happy Bday!

[Michael]

Happy birthday!

[jim]

Happy birthday - wish the Cards had brought you a win..

[lukethedrifter]

Happy birthday, holmes. Hope you didn't get burned at the ACLMF this weekend.

[Radbird]

Hey zeus! Sorry I missed your day. I was on the road Sunday. Hope it was a happy one!!

I didn't know you were moonlighting on youtube...good work, man (some NSFW language..)

Zeus Tube

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[cardinalkarp]

Happy bday!!