The Next Great American Band

[Tambourine Man]

If you wanna hear some hack bands trying to cover Dylan, turn on Fox right now. My girlfriend is into these horrible shows and called me at work to let me know it was Dylan night. So I ventured to the break lounge to see this trainwreck...

[Radbird]

Do they have a acerbic British judge? That seems to be mandatory.

And it must be a female thing. My wife likes all of them. American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, etc etc. Just shoot me.

[Tambourine Man]

Do they have a acerbic British judge? That seems to be mandatory.

And it must be a female thing. My wife likes all of them. American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, etc etc. Just shoot me.

Oh, they've got a snarky Brit for the show. It is mandatory.

And she watches all the shows you mention, along with The Biggest Loser, So You Think You Can Dance, Survivor, etc...Thankfully, I work evenings and am not big on TV to begin with.

[JohnnyJay]

Do they have a acerbic British judge? That seems to be mandatory.

And it must be a female thing. My wife likes all of them. American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, etc etc. Just shoot me.

Oh, they've got a snarky Brit for the show. It is mandatory.

And she watches all the shows you mention, along with The Biggest Loser, So You Think You Can Dance, Survivor, etc...Thankfully, I work evenings and am not big on TV to begin with.

Are you me?

My wife watches all of those god awful shows as well!

[Tambourine Man]

Are you me?

My wife watches all of those god awful shows as well!

I'm sorry. If you don't already have one, avoid a DVR. I'll come home at night and she'll be watching a recorded awful show because another awful show was on at the same time.

[GatewaySnayke]

There is a band called Light of Doom which is five 12-year-olds and what appears to be an 8-year-old dressed like a bunch of metalhead stoners. They are good for how young they are, but they metal'd up "All Along the Watchtower" into a certified trainwreck. Just awful stuff.

[Radbird]

There is a band called Light of Doom which is five 12-year-olds and what appears to be an 8-year-old dressed like a bunch of metalhead stoners. They are good for how young they are, but they metal'd up "All Along the Watchtower" into a certified trainwreck. Just awful stuff.

You're single, aren't you? Why are you watching this crap??

[GatewaySnayke]

There is a band called Light of Doom which is five 12-year-olds and what appears to be an 8-year-old dressed like a bunch of metalhead stoners. They are good for how young they are, but they metal'd up "All Along the Watchtower" into a certified trainwreck. Just awful stuff.

You're single, aren't you? Why are you watching this crap??

Gotta have something to do until 8 p.m.

[heyzeus]

Thank god Guitar Hero III came out, and I never have to watch tv again (until next baseball season)

[Radbird]

Thank God the wife is a cheesehead. With the WS over, the Packers-Broncos game is the only thing that saved me from Dancing With The Stars.