SPAM

[thrill]

It's GUARANTEED. I have Murray's personal assurance.

I like to think that it is Murray from Flight of the Conchords sending me this email.

[sighyoung]

Dear National Westminster Bank (NatWest Bank) customer,

We regularly perform scheduled maintenance for our OnLine Banking customers. We intend upgrading our OnLine Banking security server for better online services.

In order to ensure you do not experience service interruption, you are required to complete our OnLine Banking Customer Form by following the secured hyperlink below:


http://www.natwest.com/securesession/ac ... 9780087556

Thank you for banking with National Westminster Bank, the industry leader in safe and secure online banking.

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[sighyoung]

From: Eva Harden
To: cmklin01@louisville.edu; "
Date: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 10:09 AM
Subject: resolution

hi, how be fine

[I don't know how I got this one--I'm not cmklin01]

[Radbird]

To: Radbird
From: Mark Jones
Subject: Job Alert From DoubleClick Inc.

Dear Potential Employee
You have been contacted as a potential employee who has registered on one of the websites owned by DoubleClick Inc. For further information please visit http://www.doubleclick.com. We think this job may be suitable for you with the information you have provided us.
My name is Mark Jones , human resources and direct manager at ChronoP Inc. I will try to explain about our company and the entry level position available in a nutshell. ChronoP Inc currently offers a secure, fast, and inexpensive means to transfer funds and goods internationally . ChronoP Inc headquarters are located in 1077 XX Amsterdam The Netherlands with local offices in USA and Canada.

There are 15-25 openings for a representative (depending on client activity) to assist in creation our virtual local presence for the back office functions. Person, who is accepted for this position, will perform these tasks:

· Responsible for processing the applications
· Process work requests necessary to maintain an effective payments transfer program;
· Managing cash and balancing receipts;
· Making collections;
· Posting payments;
· Making bank deposits;
· Operating within prescribed budgets;
· Consult with Senior Manager in developing payment schedules;
· Coordinate the assignments;
· Operate a computer and modern software to operate and maintain a computerized operations program;
· Perform related duties and responsibilities as required.

You will be compensated at $45k per year once full time employed. You will be paid every two weeks via corporate check. Also you will receive 5% commission from the transaction amount. You must have a bank account or pay pal account to receive wages from us. Depending on your work results, you might be hired on a full time basis within 1-2 months. Please note that while there are no prior experience requirements, good communication skills and responsible personality is a plus.

If you are interested please email to human_recources@alum.com with 'Interested' in a subject line (please note that these positions are only available in USA and Canada).

Your information will be used only within ChronoP Inc.. Every candidate , who satisfies our requirements, will be contacted by our manager via e-mail. Phone interviews will be mandatory before full time employment.

Sincerely,
Direct manager
Mark Jones

Strawinskylaan 1443
1077 XX Amsterdam
The Netherlands

Customer service:
Phone: 1-800-516-3841

[cardinalkarp]

Rep Needed


My name is Susan Cole, my Father own a textiles and fabrics manufacturing company called Unique Fabriks Ltd which I and my brother Robert Cole are running now. I am contacting based on the fact that our company need a payment representative in the USA to help with the company's payment processing system from clients.

We are looking for a great person who will represent our Company well! We have been in textile manufacturing business for over 20 years and are conveniently located across the country and overseas. In this job being offered to you, honesty counts as well, as you will be handling our funds, so we will need a trustworthy individual.

The Scope of Your Work is as Follows:

Receive Payments on behalf of the company, cash the Payments in your bank and deduct your 10% commission and Forward the balance to the designated recipients.

If you are interested in our offer, and would like to work for our company kindly send an email with the requested details in the application form below:

JOB APPLICATION FORM

FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS(not p.o box):
CITY:
STATE:
ZIPCODE:
HOME PHONE:
CELL PHONE:
SEX:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:


Thanks in this regards,
Susan Cole
(Hiring Manager)
+44-7031850093

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[Cronos]

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