My Shampoo

[Fat_Bulldog]

Fill the shampoo bottle with your "man juice."

[cardsfansince82]

I buy soap and stuff in bulk because its less expensive in the long run, but yeah, a $2-$3 bag isn't bad. Where would I buy one?

I think it's called a shower caddy but really any wire basket or mesh bag would work. I'm sure you can find one at Wal Mart, Target, etc.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000GUR9VM?smi ... nkCode=asn

[Bo Hart]

Wow, some excellent responses. I knew I could count on you guys for some valuable feedback...

Re:...

...hiding the bottle:
This is probably what I'll do. The problem is that the outside of my bottles tend to get pretty messy (from it dripping and hardening on the sides), so its just going to be a burden having it in my room.

...concluding he's dense if he doesn't get the padlocked door hint:
I don't need to take such drastic measures to determine he's dense. This dude is a moron.

...probing myself with the bottle:
Thanks, Stat -- I went hysterical after reading that.

...this escalating to stolen toothpaste and food:
No, won't happen. Food? Maybe, but we each have our own cupboard to try and avoid that (granted, it's a pretty minor measure, but still). The toothpaste? He assuredly won't be stealing that -- he doesn't brush his teeth. Have I ever ranted about that before? I probably better.


I'm bummed about having to keep this stuff in my room. I bought this nice little $3 rack that hooks on over the shower head that stored all my stuff perfectly. Now I won't get as much use out of it.

[redbirdjazzz]

I'm bummed about having to keep this stuff in my room. I bought this nice little $3 rack that hooks on over the shower head that stored all my stuff perfectly. Now I won't get as much use out of it.

Just get a hook on the back of the door to your room and hang up your shower caddy on that when you're not using it. You can still use it to store all your stuff, and use it as normal in the bathroom, only this way you also get to use it to transport your stuff from your room to the bathroom too!

[Bo Hart]

I'm bummed about having to keep this stuff in my room. I bought this nice little $3 rack that hooks on over the shower head that stored all my stuff perfectly. Now I won't get as much use out of it.

Just get a hook on the back of the door to your room and hang up your shower caddy on that when you're not using it. You can still use it to store all your stuff, and use it as normal in the bathroom, only this way you also get to use it to transport your stuff from your room to the bathroom too!

What would I do without you guys?

Fantastic idea.

[greenback44]

The toothpaste? He assuredly won't be stealing that -- he doesn't brush his teeth.

Where do you find these people?

[cardinalkarp]

The toothpaste? He assuredly won't be stealing that -- he doesn't brush his teeth.

Where do you find these people?

No kidding, he doesn't brush his teeth? Why on earth did you pick this dude as a roommate?

[Bo Hart]

The toothpaste? He assuredly won't be stealing that -- he doesn't brush his teeth.

Where do you find these people?

No kidding, he doesn't brush his teeth? Why on earth did you pick this dude as a roommate?

His parents own the duplex we live in, and so we get a three bedroom place for $500 a month. For here (anywhere, probably), that's probably $200 cheaper than anywhere else... at least based on our search during the summer.

[ThatGuy]

Not brushing your teeth is just a nasty habit. If I ever feel like my breath reeks, I immediately brush and use mouthwash.

It'll probably be a costly habit later in life, too.

[cardinalkarp]

The toothpaste? He assuredly won't be stealing that -- he doesn't brush his teeth.

Where do you find these people?

No kidding, he doesn't brush his teeth? Why on earth did you pick this dude as a roommate?

His parents own the duplex we live in, and so we get a three bedroom place for $500 a month. For here (anywhere, probably), that's probably $200 cheaper than anywhere else... at least based on our search during the summer.

Yeah, I knew you guys lived next door to his parents but how did you know this guy before? Were you friends or did you just happen to run into this guy that was looking to rent the place next door to his parents?