Really Grouchy Right Now

[Hungary Jack]

Nothings working dammit.

Went to replace some bulbs on the track light, and broke one. The the Mrs. told me they are too bright. Might as well break the other two.

Sat down to do January books for this new business and realized what a clusterf*** the accounting is. I have to get the 2007 financials together, and I'm missing 5 months of bank statements.

Went outside to shovel some sloppy snow, and realized that it was too wet to effectively remove, and I was only making the sidewalk into an ice rink by shoveling the top layer off.

The city raised my water bill 10%.

And it looks like I tore my rotator cuff, and possibly my labrum, during a relatively unspectacular fall while skiing. Going for an MRI. Maybe I'll give Matt Clement a call.

I really feel like breaking something right now

[planet planet]

That's a worthy rant, HJ. When I feel like the world's bringing me down, I make sure to plan something I really like doing that weekend.

[thrill]

I'd fly to wherever jocephus lives and get high with him. That'd make it better. I think Wichita.

[Hungary Jack]

I could use some good bud right now, and I'm not talking about the kind that comes in a bottle.

[Leroy]

I could use some good bud right now, and I'm not talking about the kind that comes in a bottle.

Would you like me to compose a poem about your plight?

[Hungary Jack]

Sure. Can you make it iambic pentameter?

[Leroy]

Sure. Can you make it iambic pentameter?

That'd be no problem. Would you like fries with that?