Maddash's elitist thread

[Spider John]

Who vs whom. If you don't know the proper usage, then you are a NIMROD. You know, like science people.

[Bo Hart]

Burning off calories when drinking is easy. Just drink to the point that you start having involuntary convulsions. It's like a full-body workout without even trying. As an added bonus, you'll be waking up throughout the night doing wind sprints to the bathroom.

Seriously, though, I do agree with science being remarkable and fascinating. I especially like learning about space -- I find it just mind-blowing that we can make sure accurate observations from so far away.

[Radbird]

The only "science" show worth watching on TV is Nova.

You've obviously never seen "Bill Nye The Science Guy"

[ThatGuy]

Not every V-8 engine is a Hemi, you dolts. If I hear somebody saying this one more time, I will run that person over with my car.

[Tambourine Man]

Not every V-8 engine is a Hemi, you dolts. If I hear somebody saying this one more time, I will run that person over with my car.

ThatCar of yours got a hemi in it?

[TimeForGuinness]

Not every V-8 engine is a Hemi, you dolts. If I hear somebody saying this one more time, I will run that person over with my car.

ThatCar of yours got a hemi in it?

lmao

[Fat_Bulldog]

Is this yet another thread where I'm supposed to post my thoughts on Heineken?

Yes. But remember, in this modern world, everything is subjective. Heineken is good, Heineken is bad... Heineken is whatever you want it to be.

Also, Bud Light is for women. Men who drink Bud Light have "things" to work out.

Seriously though. What's with all this diet crap? You want a beer? Drink a freaking normal one and then take a walk. Is it that freaking hard to burn off 100 calories?

100 calories is nothing, 600 can be a pain in the ass.

TIT

But still, I remember when a beer gut was a thing of pride... that was before men started drinking the queen of beers though.

Try 3500 calories

Just drink a fifth of Jack. Only 1800 or so calories there.

That was pre-game.

[ThatGuy]

Not every V-8 engine is a Hemi, you dolts. If I hear somebody saying this one more time, I will run that person over with my car.

ThatCar of yours got a hemi in it?

Where will you be around 8:00 tonight?

[Tambourine Man]

Not every V-8 engine is a Hemi, you dolts. If I hear somebody saying this one more time, I will run that person over with my car.

ThatCar of yours got a hemi in it?

Where will you be around 8:00 tonight?

Probably entering a bar. If ThatCar of yours got a hemi in it, you can make it to St. Louis in time to run me over.

[maddash]

Ok, you people aren't getting it. This isn't about stuff that bugs you, it's about why you're better than other people. Let's keep that focus. Ok?