Cutesy Couples

GatewaySnayke · Post by **GatewaySnayke** » February 27 08, 9:18 am

Ugh. My friend and his girlfriend are one of those couples who are always being cute and making inappropriate comments in front of people. Well, HE doesn't make the comments. She makes them almost every five minutes. Take New Year's Eve for example -- somehow the subject got on nipple licking, and out of nowhere, she told my friend "I wish you would lick my nipple." But she does it in this almost baby-like voice and had to repeat what she said because we couldn't understand. And then she was talking about how when he was 15, she sat on his lap for the first time, he got "excited" and then got more "excited." (There were more explicit words) WTF? Who needs to hear this story?!

Anyways, she's supposed to come with him Friday night when we all hang out, which means a night of dumb comments about nipple licking and using fake words like "togethas" and "wee-ud." (weird)

/dumb

thrill · Post by **thrill** » February 27 08, 9:20 am

Women who use the baby voice in general when they want something make me want to slap them.

For some reason this is an epidemic in my office.

Jim Hendry's Chins · Post by **Jim Hendry's Chins** » February 27 08, 9:21 am

is she hot? that would be the only thing keeping me from punching her in her wiener

GatewaySnayke · Post by **GatewaySnayke** » February 27 08, 9:25 am

Jim Hendry's Chins wrote:is she hot? that would be the only thing keeping me from punching her in her wiener

She's OK. If it were my GF doing this, I'd be embarrassed as hell.

Jim Hendry's Chins · Post by **Jim Hendry's Chins** » February 27 08, 9:26 am

GatewaySnayke wrote:
Jim Hendry's Chins wrote:is she hot? that would be the only thing keeping me from punching her in her wiener
She's OK. If it were my GF doing this, I'd be embarrassed as hell.

then tell her to shut up. your friend will probably thank you for it.

GatewaySnayke · Post by **GatewaySnayke** » February 27 08, 9:30 am

Nah, we already talked about this last fall. I asked him if it was bothersome to hear that, and he explained that since she is so hot, it's a good thing.

UK · Post by UK » February 27 08, 9:31 am

That's about the only thing worse than public displays of affections. If I'm sitting on a plane please don't make out next to me, gracias.

Post by **planet planet** » February 27 08, 9:49 am

She sounds awful. Who talks about their SO licking their nipple in front of his friends anyway? Is she the least bit normal when not around him? Sounds like some insecurity going on.

Arthur Dent · Post by **Arthur Dent** » February 27 08, 9:52 am

Nipple licking is "cutesy"? Where have I been?

GatewaySnayke · Post by **GatewaySnayke** » February 27 08, 9:55 am

Arthur Dent wrote:Nipple licking is "cutesy"? Where have I been?

Talking like a baby is cutesy. Talking like a baby while saying "I wish you would lick my nipple" is incredibly offensive to people who think.

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