The Work Elevator
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Molly
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The Work Elevator
A previous rant but for crying out loud, if you're healthy and just carrying extra pounds, please don't ride the elevator one floor. Especially going DOWN. Maybe if you used the steps once in a while those extra pounds might suddenly start disappearing
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Fat_Bulldog
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Re: The Work Elevator
That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
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Leroy
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Re: The Work Elevator
Is it a mental institution?Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
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cardinalkarp
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Re: The Work Elevator
Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?
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Dillagii
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Re: The Work Elevator
You got it right, my friend.Leroy wrote:Is it a mental institution?Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
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Fat_Bulldog
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Re: The Work Elevator
The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.cardinalkarp wrote:Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?
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cardinalkarp
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Re: The Work Elevator
Gotta hope that doesn't fail in an emergency!!Fat_Bulldog wrote:The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.cardinalkarp wrote:Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?
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Jim Hendry's Chins
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Re: The Work Elevator
what if the emergency was that the emergency system was deactivated?Fat_Bulldog wrote:The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.cardinalkarp wrote:Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?
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Fat_Bulldog
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Re: The Work Elevator
Or, what if you really wanted that piece of cheese?Jim Hendry's Chins wrote:what if the emergency was that the emergency system was deactivated?Fat_Bulldog wrote:The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.cardinalkarp wrote:Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.
How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?
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Fat_Bulldog
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Re: The Work Elevator
Your face is.Leroy wrote:Is it a mental institution?Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.