Hemmed Jean Shorts

[maddash]

Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.

you forgot rolled sleeves..

My bad. Also, permanent wallet imprint in back pocket because shorts are so tight.

The only thing better would be a round imprint from a can of Skoal.

[thrill]

Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.

you forgot rolled sleeves..

My bad. Also, permanent wallet imprint in back pocket because shorts are so tight.

The only thing better would be a round imprint from a can of Skoal.

That's a front pocket thing, you can't sit on skoal.

[Simbagal23]

Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.

you forgot rolled sleeves..

My bad. Also, permanent wallet imprint in back pocket because shorts are so tight.

The only thing better would be a round imprint from a can of Skoal.

That's a front pocket thing, you can't sit on skoal.

Then a condom wrapper imprint??!

[Popeye_Card]

Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.

you forgot rolled sleeves..

My bad. Also, permanent wallet imprint in back pocket because shorts are so tight.

We also forgot the lack of belt, with a tucked-in t-shirt.

[Hungary Jack]

Where in Hades did you find this?

[clevername]

this is a favorite of fellow FSU fans (and UGA fans join in, too):



edit: I just realized those aren't hemmed. Here's a compilation an Auburn fan put together:

[omaha_red]

Where in Hades did you find this?

just googled "jorts"..

[omaha_red]

ummmm... here..

[thrill]

ummmm... here..

wtf

[omaha_red]

ummmm... here..

wtf

i don't know.. but i love those bellies