Colonoscopy Prep
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GeddyWrox
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Re: Colonoscopy Prep
I am home and fine. Nothing found. Thanks for all the humor, everyone. It really helped!
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haltz
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Re: Colonoscopy Prep
We used to have sports physicals every year in high school and it would just be a long line of kids waiting their turn to go behind cubicle made of partitions. Anyway, after we had gotten it all figured out who had clean urine in the bathroom (I don't think they actually did drug tests, but we were scared), one of my friends decided that instead of coughing he was going to bark like a dog.RC21* wrote:Isn't it amazing how easy it is to turn such a horrifying experience into humor?GatewaySnayke wrote:I got a prostate exam once. When the doctor's finger went up my pooper, I told him I just wanted to be friends.
You could basically hear the whole thing go down, and the doctor let out the funniest "what the f---!?" I have ever heard.
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GatewaySnayke
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Re: Colonoscopy Prep
What is the stuff you took to flush your system out? I've been looking to get ahold of it and see how much weight I lose.pujolswrox wrote:I am home and fine. Nothing found. Thanks for all the humor, everyone. It really helped!
And haltz wins the thread.
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G. Keenan
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Re: Colonoscopy Prep
Why did you need a prostate exam? Aren't you like 22?GatewaySnayke wrote:I got a prostate exam once. When the doctor's finger went up my pooper, I told him I just wanted to be friends.
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GatewaySnayke
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Yeah, but I just needed a reason to use that line.G. Keenan wrote:Why did you need a prostate exam? Aren't you like 22?GatewaySnayke wrote:I got a prostate exam once. When the doctor's finger went up my pooper, I told him I just wanted to be friends.