The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour.
-Ray Bradbury
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maddash
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Re: button fly
Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).
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TimeForGuinness
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Re: button fly
You're wrong...one handed even with the shirt on...suck it high-and-mighty-wine-drinker-boymaddash wrote:Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).
button fly jeans just suck
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maddash
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Re: button fly
I'm not sure if knowing how to unhook a bra, but not rehook your own pants is something to take pride in though.TimeForGuinness wrote:You're wrong...one handed even with the shirt on...suck it high-and-mighty-wine-drinker-boymaddash wrote:Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).
button fly jeans just suck
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Re: button fly
TimeForGuinness wrote:You're wrong...one handed even with the shirt on...suck it high-and-mighty-wine-drinker-boymaddash wrote:Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).
button fly jeans just suck
same here.. one hand.. shirt on..
and yes..
suck it capt. imbetterthaneveryonethativenevermetonabaseballmessageboard
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Re: button fly
Cause you're full of crap.maddash wrote:Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).
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maddash
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Re: button fly
But you guys are seriously complaining about how hard it is to button your own pants - don't you see how absurd that sounds? YOUR OWN PANTS!!!
What's next, a rant about tying shoes?!
What the hell is wrong with you people?!
[I'm actually trying to turn one of you into the new ToughGuyBlueShirt with these posts... and I know I'm getting damn close]
What's next, a rant about tying shoes?!
What the hell is wrong with you people?!
[I'm actually trying to turn one of you into the new ToughGuyBlueShirt with these posts... and I know I'm getting damn close]
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Re: button fly
Why are you guys being so mean to mad?
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Re: button fly
I once had a big laugh over someone ranting about this in a department store. I was in a changing room and this guy who was in the same area with his wife takes some things into the room next to mine. He was about 55 or so and heavyset, with a Minnesota accent like in Fargo, but whinier.
He goes "Aaachh.... Helen. They've got a button on the fly."
"What?"
"The fly. They've got a GD button on the fly. Why would they....agh. My gosh."
"Do you want me to look for another pair?"
"(SIgh) No. I'm coming out. Goddamnit."
He goes "Aaachh.... Helen. They've got a button on the fly."
"What?"
"The fly. They've got a GD button on the fly. Why would they....agh. My gosh."
"Do you want me to look for another pair?"
"(SIgh) No. I'm coming out. Goddamnit."
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maddash
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Re: button fly
That's absolutely hilarious.ghostrunner wrote:I once had a big laugh over someone ranting about this in a department store. I was in a changing room and this guy who was in the same area with his wife takes some things into the room next to mine. He was about 55 or so and heavyset, with a Minnesota accent like in Fargo, but whinier.
He goes "Aaachh.... Helen. They've got a button on the fly."
"What?"
"The fly. They've got a GD button on the fly. Why would they....agh. My gosh."
"Do you want me to look for another pair?"
"(SIgh) No. I'm coming out. Goddamnit."
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TimeForGuinness
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Re: button fly
It's like trying to button the cuffs on a shirt...it's just awkwardmaddash wrote:But you guys are seriously complaining about how hard it is to button your own pants - don't you see how absurd that sounds? YOUR OWN PANTS!!!

