Get Out Of My House!

[G. Keenan]

For **** sake! Tell me if I'm wrong here.

My roommate has been dating a guy for about two months now, give or take. She began seeing him, literally, one day after he broke up with his girlfriend of 2+ years, who he was living with. That is a stupid move in of itself, but not what I'm ranting about.

What I'm ranting about is that he's been living in my apartment for over a month now. When he first ended this other relationship he went to sleep on a mutual buddy's couch for a week. Well that turned into over three weeks. It was during this time that he and my roommate starting escalating things. On Feb 28th my roommate and I went to London for 10 days and she arranged for this guy to "house sit" for us, aka, give him a place to live. Upon our return he is still there, with no place arranged. He's still here. Still. Over a MONTH after starting to "house sit." Apparently he has a sublet set up and is moving into it this Saturday, a mere TWO MONTHS after first breaking up with his multi-year girlfriend.

How damn lame is this? Get your act together before you're going to make a big change. If you want to leave your girlfriend, fine, but be a man and get your **** together first. This is Chicago, you're telling me it took you two months to find a spare room to sublet? Please. You weren't trying very hard.

I am sick of him being here. I knew him before this episode and always liked him, but I've lost a lot of respect for him after this. I, personally, would be too proud to bum off people for this long. To my knowledge he has never made any offer to pay any utilities in the month and a week that he's lived here, let alone rent.

[thrill]

You are not wrong.

[Michael]

I am sick of him being here. I knew him before this episode and always liked him, but I've lost a lot of respect for him after this.

I can't believe it took this for you to dislike that loser.

[mikechamp]

Only 48 hours to go.

It's going to be ok.

Oh, and you can you pick up some salsa on the way home tonight? I ate the rest of what you had in the fridge. Thanks!

[Arthur Dent]

I take it he doesn't own anything?

[G. Keenan]

I am sick of him being here. I knew him before this episode and always liked him, but I've lost a lot of respect for him after this.

I can't believe it took this for you to dislike that loser.

Different guy.

[Michael]

I am sick of him being here. I knew him before this episode and always liked him, but I've lost a lot of respect for him after this.

I can't believe it took this for you to dislike that loser.

Different guy.

Oh. She really knows how to pick 'em.

[G. Keenan]

I take it he doesn't own anything?

He has stuff at his old apartment where is ex-girlfriend still lives. As far as I can tell he's only moved out his clothes. I gather that he's going back this Saturday to get some of it. Why Saturday? Because that's the day his cousin can let him borrow his SUV. Guy can't even rent his own truck for an afternoon.

[G. Keenan]

I am sick of him being here. I knew him before this episode and always liked him, but I've lost a lot of respect for him after this.

I can't believe it took this for you to dislike that loser.

Different guy.

Oh. She really knows how to pick 'em.

Yeah, don't worry, I hate the guy you're talking about with a passion.

This guy is a good guy, all in all, but what a freakin' mooch.

[StatmanCrothers]

it is obviously not your house. i kid, i kid. no, really, wtf? i'm too lazy to read the whole thread, but you went to Europe with your roommate and there's nothing going on there? i'm so confused.