dont beat yerself up, champ...
dont let this get you down, champ...
hang in there, champ...
Whiskey D..k
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Bo Hart
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Honestly, I'm not embarrassed at all. I found the night highly entertaining. And hell, if nothing else, this makes for a fun story to tell.Jocephus wrote:dont beat yerself up, champ...
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Arthur Dent
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Re: Whiskey D..k
Begin Photoshop?planet pujolsian wrote:Now all we're missing is a picture.Kyle wrote:If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.
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planet planet
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Ha, go to work, thrill, and then we can merge it with the "Fail" thread.Arthur Dent wrote:Begin Photoshop?planet pujolsian wrote:Now all we're missing is a picture.Kyle wrote:If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.
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InvincibleCakeEater
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Re: Whiskey D..k
Well, did you at least...
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thrill
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I'm not going to do that to my guy. We've all been there at one point or another.
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Re: Whiskey D..k
Or multiple points.
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Think of it as a blessing in disguise. At least there wasn't any chance of her getting pregnant.
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This is hilarious.Kyle wrote:If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.
We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.
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Re: Whiskey D..k
maddash wrote:This is hilarious.Kyle wrote:If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.
We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.
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