Whiskey D..k

[docellis]

chafing, flaccid, limp...

[sighyoung]

chafing, flaccid, limp...

wiggly meats?

[Jocephus]

limp noodle

[dangerous]

Even when it's bad it's good.

[Bo Hart]

Well, did you at least...

Yeah, but it was before the failure, not in response to it.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Well, did you at least...

Yeah, but it was before the failure, not in response to it.

Then take it as a lesson.

[M1IRONMIKE]

Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.

If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.

This is hilarious.

We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.

That's exactly what I was getting at.

yeh thats what i thought he was talking about too. I have had the problem you speak of InvincibleCakeEater.....I found that most women just thought i was a friggin stallion when it happened......in my 20's though i flat out did not quit until I fired but these days something like that would kill me!

[Cronos]

These are the kinds of threads that give me hope in that, at least on this corner of the internet, there's no reason to be embarassed about posting anything.

[ThatGuy]

These are the kinds of threads that give me hope in that, at least on this corner of the internet, there's no reason to be embarassed about posting anything.

People really seem leave their shame at the door when they log on to GRB.

I think I know more about people here by "speaking" through the internet than if we spoke regularly in person. It's not like you're going to strike up a "What's your preferred wiping method?" conversation at the dinner table (unless you're FB).

[dangerous]

I had a Mike's Hard Lemonade at dinner and my equipment worked later.