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InvincibleCakeEater
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Re: Whiskey D..k

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M1IRONMIKE wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
maddash wrote:
Kyle wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.
If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.
This is hilarious.

We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.
That's exactly what I was getting at.
yeh thats what i thought he was talking about too. I have had the problem you speak of InvincibleCakeEater.....I found that most women just thought i was a friggin stallion when it happened......in my 20's though i flat out did not quit until I fired but these days something like that would kill me!
I understand the stallion thing. I'll do that or "go downtown" if I might see the gal again. Mainly because if you do, you're guaranteed a round 2. Otherwise I'll just tell her I'm not into that so soon. That also guarantees a round 2 though, unless she's slutty, and then you don't want it.

P.S. - I think it's time for InvincibleCakeEater, TimeforGuinness, M1IRONMIKE, DocEllis, Radbird, Cronos69, omaha_red, Kyle and any other GRB'ers to bust a hang. I'm thinking about spending all the extra cash I have to do it this weekend. I'm thinking about coming up even though the Cards are out of town this weekend just for fun. Let me know what you think everyone. Also, I'm gonna make a new thread for this specific occasion.

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Re: Whiskey D..k

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
P.S. - I think it's time for InvincibleCakeEater, TimeforGuinness, M1IRONMIKE, DocEllis, Radbird, Cronos69, omaha_red, Kyle and any other GRB'ers to bust a hang. I'm thinking about spending all the extra cash I have to do it this weekend. I'm thinking about coming up even though the Cards are out of town this weekend just for fun. Let me know what you think everyone. Also, I'm gonna make a new thread for this specific occasion.
Do it! Where are you coming from, anyway?

We should see if we can rustle up the mods like we did at Hair of the dog(in social) the other night.

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Re: Whiskey D..k

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BenNX74205 wrote: theo: would it help if the thread title were changed to "Whiskey D**k"?
Yes, now I know exactly what this thread is talking about. Yay for sounding ignorant in a sex thread!

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