Alicia Keys is a conspiracy nut

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I would get on her so quick.

have you ever seen her standing up and not behind the piano. I mean lovely voice and lovely face but it looks like she has a piano bench attached to her ass. I mean her hips are so wide she could basically carry triplets down there no problem.

...and?

I mean maybe it was a widescreen HD TV that made i look like that, but heres one pic, not necessarily the best but I found it quick...

...and?

[Sutter'sBeard]

I see know belongs to the 25% of the population that is retarded.

[thrill]

I would get on her so quick.

have you ever seen her standing up and not behind the piano. I mean lovely voice and lovely face but it looks like she has a piano bench attached to her ass. I mean her hips are so wide she could basically carry triplets down there no problem.

Yeah, I'm good with that. I've seen her in those shorts in Smokin Aces.

Another of her theories: That the bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

This is the most hilarious of the more mainstream conspiracy. All due respect to two fabulously talented entertainers, but just what in the hell kind of cultural leaders were these guys going to become that the government would become threatened by them? What? Is the government all of a sudden afraid that all black people will now aspire to sit in hot tubs with Champagne on ice, because that's the kind of "leaders" Biggie and Pac were.

[JL21]

Is the government all of a sudden afraid that all black people will now aspire to sit in hot tubs with Champagne on ice, because that's the kind of "leaders" Biggie and Pac were.

I'm sorry to derail the conversation a bit, but this made me laugh. And instantly gave me an excuse to finally- FINALLY- post this:

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[lukethedrifter]

Tiger Woods, y'all.

[Hungary Jack]

All I can say is that I am very grateful to wake up every morning and not think to myself "what social caste/government conspiracy/act of god is going to keep me down today?"

Some people obviously haven't moved beyond this.

[StatmanCrothers]

you know, some people prefer the term "conspiracy enthusiast" or "whistle blower"

[Spider John]

you know, some people prefer the term "conspiracy enthusiast" or "whistle blower"

Nope. Her conspiracy theories qualify for nutdom.

[Spider John]

In an amazing turn of events, Ms. Keys says her statements were "misrepresented ".

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24143040/

“My comments about ‘gangsta rap’ were in no way trying to suggest that the government is responsible for creating this genre of rap music,” Keys said in a statement issued by J Records. “The point that I was trying to make was that the term was oversloganized by some of the media causing reactions that were not always positive. Many of the ‘gangsta rap’ lyrics articulate the problems of the artists’ experiences and I think all of us, including our leaders, could be doing more to address these problems including drugs, gang violence, crime, and other related social issues.”

As for the AK-47 remark, Keys said Tuesday that AK-47 is a nickname given to her by friends “as an acronym for Alicia Keys and a metaphor for wowing people with my music and performances, ‘killing ’em dead’ on stage. The reference was in no way meant to have a literal, political or negative connotation.”

Sounds like her PR people got a hold of her.