Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

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Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

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It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?

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Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

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Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.

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Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
LOL

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
Well THERE'S something you don't hear everyday. :shock: That may make the best out of context sig quote ever. Hmmmm.....

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I'm going to have to decline. It's only through the misery of others that I'm able to feel good about myself.

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TabascoElvis wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
Well THERE'S something you don't hear everyday. :shock: That may make the best out of context sig quote ever. Hmmmm.....
LMAO

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hilarious!

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
pop.. you just made the "Nat Light Post of 2008"

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Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

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I released both of my dog's anal glands. If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll do the cats too.



(do cats have anal glands???)

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Radbird wrote:I released both of my dog's anal glands. If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll do the cats too.



(do cats have anal glands???)
They definitely have anuses that release stuff. I see it in the box every morning.

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