The forum for ranting, raving, complaining and praising
Popeye_Card
GRB's most intelligent & humble poster
Posts: 31085 Joined: April 17 06, 11:25 am
Post
by Popeye_Card » April 23 08, 4:37 pm
InvincibleCakeEater wrote: There's only one solution to this problem.
You must have sex with her.
That's the saddest part of this tale. A few of those notches on the ol' Popeye belt are co-ops in former years (note: never in my department, and never more than 4 years age difference), including a special double-whammy that was both a co-op and a manager's daughter.
Being old sucks.
thrill
bronoun enthusiast
Posts: 30539 Joined: April 14 06, 10:45 pm
Location: barely online
Post
by thrill » April 23 08, 4:38 pm
Popeye_Card wrote: The good news is, I just got to witness some foosball playing with subject shirt on.
More bad news, you guys still didn't get to see it. Sorry.
How can I get back at Popeye for this?
Popeye_Card wrote: Being old sucks.
Booyah.
mikechamp
Hall Of Famer
Posts: 11769 Joined: April 17 06, 5:05 pm
Location: Southwestern Illinois
Post
by mikechamp » April 23 08, 4:53 pm
Popeye_Card wrote: I have bad news and good news. Then more bad news.
The bad news is, no pictures. I was searching for an opening to take a picture with my phone, but alas, nothing presented itself.
The good news is, I just got to witness some foosball playing with subject shirt on.
More bad news, you guys still didn't get to see it. Sorry.
Then why do you even mention this? That's just wrong.
You're disappointing us by the second here, Popeye.
JCShutout
MacGyver of Underwear
Posts: 13368 Joined: April 18 06, 7:53 am
Location: South City
Post
by JCShutout » April 23 08, 4:54 pm
Sorry to ask, but how old are you popeye? You didn't look very old the one time I saw you. (I couldn't use my Blues tix that night)
InvincibleCakeEater
GRB's obsessive compulsive baseball poster
Posts: 28275 Joined: October 12 07, 12:28 pm
Location: Raptured
Post
by InvincibleCakeEater » April 23 08, 4:54 pm
Popeye_Card wrote: JCShutout wrote: Popeye_Card wrote: mikechamp wrote: thrill wrote: I think if you provided pics I'd be better equipped to render advice.
++
That would be the creepiest thing ever.
/i'll see what I can do.
Horray!
I have bad news and good news. Then more bad news.
The bad news is, no pictures. I was searching for an opening to take a picture with my phone, but alas, nothing presented itself.
The good news is, I just got to witness some foosball playing with subject shirt on.
More bad news, you guys still didn't get to see it. Sorry.
Step 1 - Tell her she looks like someone you know.
Step 2 - Ask if you can take a picture to show your friend.
Step 3 - Let us enjoy.
JCShutout
MacGyver of Underwear
Posts: 13368 Joined: April 18 06, 7:53 am
Location: South City
Post
by JCShutout » April 23 08, 5:00 pm
InvincibleCakeEater wrote: Step 1 - Tell her she looks like someone you know.
Step 2 - Ask if you can take a picture to show your friend.
Step 3 - Let us enjoy.
You sir, are a genius. Next time I'm single, will you be my wingman?
haltz
Hall Of Famer
Posts: 22630 Joined: November 9 06, 6:45 am
Location: a proud midwestern metropolis
Post
by haltz » April 23 08, 5:03 pm
Play like a champion.
InvincibleCakeEater
GRB's obsessive compulsive baseball poster
Posts: 28275 Joined: October 12 07, 12:28 pm
Location: Raptured
Post
by InvincibleCakeEater » April 23 08, 5:14 pm
JCShutout wrote: InvincibleCakeEater wrote: Step 1 - Tell her she looks like someone you know.
Step 2 - Ask if you can take a picture to show your friend.
Step 3 - Let us enjoy.
You sir, are a genius. Next time I'm single, will you be my wingman?
I'll think about it.
cardsfansince82
is shooing asian children away from his fridge.
Posts: 27776 Joined: May 17 06, 10:23 pm
Location: at the gettin' place
Post
by cardsfansince82 » April 23 08, 5:17 pm
How is foosball involved in a work setting?
G. Keenan
Sucking on the Rally Nipple
Posts: 23718 Joined: April 16 06, 6:03 pm
Location: Chicago
Post
by G. Keenan » April 23 08, 5:30 pm
cardsfansince82 wrote: How is foosball involved in a work setting?
That's what Popeye calls a blumpkin.