poo

[docellis]

.

[sighyoung]

That's because the metaphors are so subtle.

"You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends"

?

I didn't claim they were good metaphors.

[Diddy]

I didn't demo the toilet, that was removed peaceably.

The bathtub was sledgehammered. Sledgehammered into a billion tiny, sharp shards of cast iron or porcelain or something. These shards got everywhere, of course.

Including down the toilet hole. (The hole where the toilet used to be).

So I got my shop vac to get the shards out of the toilet hole. I couldn't see all the way down the toilet hole but I figured I better get what I couldn't see. Eventually the shop vac gets totally clogged and I pull it out and guess what it is clogged with.

So I take the vac outside and try to take it apart and use the hose to get it unclogged.

Disgusting antics ensue.

not a good occurance when youve just destroyed your shower

[docellis]

.

[cardinalkarp]

Doc, you're still near and dear to our hearts, poo and all.

[Hungary Jack]

Doc,

Was that a cast iron tub you busted up? I took one out of our basement bathroom, and it must have weighed 400 pounds. I broke it into 3 pieces just to haul it out. My scrap metal guys were happy, though.

[heyzeus]

I didn't demo the toilet, that was removed peaceably.

The bathtub was sledgehammered. Sledgehammered into a billion tiny, sharp shards of cast iron or porcelain or something. These shards got everywhere, of course.

Including down the toilet hole. (The hole where the toilet used to be).

So I got my shop vac to get the shards out of the toilet hole. I couldn't see all the way down the toilet hole but I figured I better get what I couldn't see. Eventually the shop vac gets totally clogged and I pull it out and guess what it is clogged with.

So I take the vac outside and try to take it apart and use the hose to get it unclogged.

Disgusting antics ensue.

So...you're having trouble with your poo hole?

[docellis]

.

[clevername]

I can't read this thread without the horrible poo scene from Joe Dirt playing out in my head.

[TimeForGuinness]

I didn't demo the toilet, that was removed peaceably.

The bathtub was sledgehammered. Sledgehammered into a billion tiny, sharp shards of cast iron or porcelain or something. These shards got everywhere, of course.

Including down the toilet hole. (The hole where the toilet used to be).

So I got my shop vac to get the shards out of the toilet hole. I couldn't see all the way down the toilet hole but I figured I better get what I couldn't see. Eventually the shop vac gets totally clogged and I pull it out and guess what it is clogged with.

So I take the vac outside and try to take it apart and use the hose to get it unclogged.

Disgusting antics ensue.

So...you're having trouble with your poo hole?

Leave Albert out of this...he's a great hitter.