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I've always heard the saying she's "good from far, but far from good"
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cardinalkarp wrote:I've always heard the saying she's "good from far, but far from good"
beat me to it......
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pot wrote:50 Yard Fake (n): When a girl looks attractive from far away, but when seen up close they are in fact unattractive.

Example: Wow, kettle's girlfriend is a real 50 yard fake.

Disclaimer: Just kidding kettle!
FTFY

Disclaimer: boo-yah :P
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What do you call someone who is very attractive until they open their mouth and start talking?
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Radbird wrote:What do you call someone who is very attractive until they open their mouth and start talking?
Blond. :wink:
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I'd never heard it, but it didn't take long to figure it out.
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Also: Monet
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I've faked it.
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haltz wrote:Also: Monet
I forgot about this one. It's my favorite because it classes the chauvinism up a little bit.
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thrill wrote:
haltz wrote:Also: Monet
I forgot about this one. It's my favorite because it classes the chauvinism up a little bit.
Although, really, Seurat is more fitting.
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