Couples that grocery shop together.

[UK]

I have so many grocery store rants that I don't even know where to begin.

How about I start with the stupid middle aged woman waddling her fat ass down the middle of the aisle and stopping to look at every single item, thereby blocking me from getting around her?

And look out if it's "Free Samples Day"!!!

Those little bastards, there's like 30 kids waiting for their 8th pizza bagel and hoping for some mountain dew to wash it down it.

[JL21]

And then there are the people that pick up every freakin' can of green beans to be sure that they're getting "the best deal".

[UK]

And then there are the people that pick up every freakin' can of green beans to be sure that they're getting "the best deal".

The people with the price checkers are the best when it comes to that, read the price on the shelf!

[Arthur Dent]

-stupid bachelor guy who has never been to a grocery store

Does this category really exist? How does bachelor guy eat if he's never been grocery shopping?

[cardinalkarp]

-stupid bachelor guy who has never been to a grocery store

Does this category really exist? How does bachelor guy eat if he's never been grocery shopping?

Fast food. I had a roommate that probably went grocery shopping once every couple months. He would eat fast food or order something every night.

[G. Keenan]

-stupid bachelor guy who has never been to a grocery store

Does this category really exist? How does bachelor guy eat if he's never been grocery shopping?

Last week I went to the grocery store for the first time in about 8 months.

Take out. All take out.

[JL21]

-stupid bachelor guy who has never been to a grocery store

Does this category really exist? How does bachelor guy eat if he's never been grocery shopping?

Fast food. I had a roommate that probably went grocery shopping once every couple months. He would eat fast food or order something every night.

Bingo.

It looks like me and UK need to start a Grocery Shoppers' Support Group.

One of these days, my grocery store pet peeves are going to drive me into a coma. You'll find me curled into the fetal position in the cereal aisle. Blood will be trickling out of my ear.

[Hungary Jack]

I really do not enjoy grocery shopping with Mrs Jack. I avoid it at all costs.

HJ: grocery shopping = utilitarian task where goal is to buy groceries you need as quickly and painlessly as possible
Mrs Jack: grocery shopping = shopping

[KyCardinalFan]

-stupid bachelor guy who has never been to a grocery store

Does this category really exist? How does bachelor guy eat if he's never been grocery shopping?

The commercials say it's Hardee's.

[Popeye_Card]

-stupid bachelor guy who has never been to a grocery store

Does this category really exist? How does bachelor guy eat if he's never been grocery shopping?

Fast food. I had a roommate that probably went grocery shopping once every couple months. He would eat fast food or order something every night.

Bingo.

It looks like me and UK need to start a Grocery Shoppers' Support Group.

One of these days, my grocery store pet peeves are going to drive me into a coma. You'll find me curled into the fetal position in the cereal aisle. Blood will be trickling out of my ear.

Shop at Aldi, man. These things don't exist. The place is just full of crazies and Richie Allen. The last time I went to the one on Grand, I got to witness a fight outside the front door. Pretty cool.