Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats
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Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats
I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
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Wilford Brimley shoots up on heroin?
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A heroin dealer shot Wilfor Brimley?
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The rumor I heard was that Wilford Brimley owns a remote island where he genetically melds cats with his own DNA to populate his grotesque fiefdom.
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Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
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I heard that Charlton Heston was killed before he could announce on national TV: "QUAKER OATS IS CATS! CATS!"JL21 wrote:Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
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Not sure, but I know they were delivered by Liberty Medical.JL21 wrote:Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
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He sure looks different without the mustache.G. Keenan wrote:The rumor I heard was that Wilford Brimley owns a remote island where he genetically melds cats with his own DNA to populate his grotesque fiefdom.