Feeling guilty about not wanting to go out

[JL21]

I tell her my entertainment budget for the month ($80)

Good lord man. What does that even get you?

26 bottles of Pinot Evil at Shop N Save....

Well that is good value. I have to say I'd be hard pressed to drink 26 bottles of wine in a month.

This sounds like a challenge.

[phins]

I tell her my entertainment budget for the month ($80)

Good lord man. What does that even get you?

26 bottles of Pinot Evil at Shop N Save....

Well that is good value. I have to say I'd be hard pressed to drink 26 bottles of wine in a month.

This sounds like a challenge.

I'm just the man for the job, but the name is a little intimidating.

[thrill]

This sounds like a challenge.

Line up the French Car Bombs (Exploding Peugeot?)!

[JL21]

This sounds like a challenge.

Line up the French Car Bombs (Exploding Peugeot?)!

Whoa.... 26 bottles of wine in a month is one thing. But 26 bottles of wine PLUS 26 bottles of Jäger in a month?

[phins]

This sounds like a challenge.

Line up the French Car Bombs (Exploding Peugeot?)!

Whoa.... 26 bottles of wine in a month is one thing. But 26 bottles of wine PLUS 26 bottles of Jäger in a month?

South Padre Spring Break 2000, I consumed two half gallons of vodka, 94 beers, 42 jagger bombs, and one strawberry daquiri (don't ask). The receipts the next day helped for a handy counter.

My liver's never been the same...

[Leroy]

Why the strawberry daiquiri?

[G. Keenan]

This sounds like a challenge.

Line up the French Car Bombs (Exploding Peugeot?)!

Whoa.... 26 bottles of wine in a month is one thing. But 26 bottles of wine PLUS 26 bottles of Jäger in a month?

South Padre Spring Break 2000, I consumed two half gallons of vodka, 94 beers, 42 jagger bombs, and one strawberry daquiri (don't ask). The receipts the next day helped for a handy counter.

My liver's never been the same...

Over how long? One week?

[cardinalkarp]

This sounds like a challenge.

Line up the French Car Bombs (Exploding Peugeot?)!

Whoa.... 26 bottles of wine in a month is one thing. But 26 bottles of wine PLUS 26 bottles of Jäger in a month?

South Padre Spring Break 2000, I consumed two half gallons of vodka, 94 beers, 42 jagger bombs, and one strawberry daquiri (don't ask). The receipts the next day helped for a handy counter.

My liver's never been the same...

Over how long? One week?

Even for a week that's good. Did Jagerbombs exist back in 2000?

[G. Keenan]

This sounds like a challenge.

Line up the French Car Bombs (Exploding Peugeot?)!

Whoa.... 26 bottles of wine in a month is one thing. But 26 bottles of wine PLUS 26 bottles of Jäger in a month?

South Padre Spring Break 2000, I consumed two half gallons of vodka, 94 beers, 42 jagger bombs, and one strawberry daquiri (don't ask). The receipts the next day helped for a handy counter.

My liver's never been the same...

Over how long? One week?

Even for a week that's good. Did Jagerbombs exist back in 2000?

Heck yeah. I hope it was for a week. That's insane by any account. If it was for like 4 days that is just mind boggling.

[Leroy]

Oh, I don't know. Say four days:

• Quart of Vodka / day
  23.5 beers / day
  10.5 Jaeger bombs / day
  1/4 strawberry daquiri / day
  Very doable