Rave: Girls that like baseball.

[thrill]

Well sometimes people don't applaud you and you have to "give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen" if you know what I mean.

[Radbird]

My daughter came close to being physically ill when she found out who the Cubs new centerfielder was.

"It's just not right, Dad."

I'm a proud papa.

[obucard]

Well sometimes people don't applaud you and you have to "give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen" if you know what I mean.

[JL21]

Well sometimes people don't applaud you and you have to "give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen" if you know what I mean.

I'm confused... are you giving him a hand?

That's gross, dude.

[omaha_red]

Well sometimes people don't applaud you and you have to "give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen" if you know what I mean.

I'm confused... are you giving him a hand?

That's gross, dude.

he's giving him 3 hands

[heyzeus]

Back in the fall of '05 I was dating an Astros fan (when you live in Houston, it's tough to avoid). I was actually watching the Game That Pujols Destroyed Lidge with her, her sister, and her sister's husband, all big 'Stros fans.

They had been giving me a lot of [expletive] all night, "ha ha, the Cards suck, we're going to the world series." When Eck and Edmonds got on, they got a little quiet. The girl's brother in law said, as Pujols came to the plate, "It doesn't matter, Lidge owns the Cards."

When he hit The Shot, I stood up, silently pointed to the TV, watched the replay a few times, then laughed uncontrollably for a minute. They were horrified. I think this moment was an unspoken precipitating factor in our breakup not long thereafter.

[thrill]

Well sometimes people don't applaud you and you have to "give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen" if you know what I mean.

I'm confused... are you giving him a hand?

That's gross, dude.

he's giving him 3 hands

CUZ THAT'S HOW MANY HANDS U NEED IF U GET ME

[Cronos]

Must be nice. Still looking for one, myself.

[letsgocards89]

Well sometimes people don't applaud you and you have to "give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen" if you know what I mean.