This.

[cardsfansince82]

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[haltz]

There's so much to hate there.

I don't think I'll be able to describe this very well and it probably won't be nearly as funny as when it happened, but whatever. I was with my friend, his ex-girlfriend and her friend at a bar last night at some point. Sort of awkward, so everyone got bombed. The girls were joking around and one of them had her hand on the other one's chest. This random guy that wasn't with us and nobody knew is kind of standing to the side, and he sees this and nonchalantly reaches over and grabs her boob. Like, oh, this is happening now, I should probably get in on the action.

Everyone stopped talking and laughing. I really expected to hear a loud record scratch. He looked a little stunned for a second, more surprised (at himself I think, not really sure) really, and then just sort of walked away. And out the door before anyone had really figured out what happened.

Anyway, he was wearing a striped shirt that would make the Phat Phree guys go nuts ... and he was drinking a Heineken. First time I've seen someone drink a Heineken in public for a long time, and he more than lived up to every snap generalization and stereotype that pops into my head when I see someone with that beer in their hand.

Another bad drunk story, courtesy of me.

[cardsfansince82]

I can't imagine anyone thinking that would be an acceptable thing to do to someone you don't know. He must have thought he was in a Heineken commercial or something.

[Hungary Jack]

That ad with the creepy women robot who pulls a beer out of her you-know-what was bad enough, now this piece of nonsense. And the beer really is nothing to write home about.

The entire creative team that works the Heineken account needs to strapped into the very back of a giant yellow school bus filled with 134 shrieking 12-year olds and driven down a pothole-filled dirt road for 17 miles.

[TabascoElvis]

That ad with the creepy women robot who pulls a beer out of her you-know-what was bad enough, now this piece of nonsense. And the beer really is nothing to write home about.

The entire creative team that works the Heineken account needs to strapped into the very back of a giant yellow school bus filled with 134 shrieking 12-year olds and driven down a pothole-filled dirt road for 17 miles.

That's awfully cruel punishment... just for being a shrieking 12 year old.

[Cronos]

This song makes me want to pull my hair out and swallow it, thus choking in the worst possible and painful manner.

And I even like Heineken.