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[TheoSqua]

so I had 1337 posts earliert and I notcices when someone posted and was like, i think it was waindy city dflier, and he said dude you have an awesome post count, so stop postng. And I was like 'SWEET' I have 13356 posts! I can't post anymore. Then this afternoon I was bored at work and made ap ost about some trivia thread for teams that don;t end with na s and I broke my 1338 posts. This makes me sad, because I no longer have an awesomep ost count,.

On the oplus side. I pnly saw twp parts of te carinals fame. The first part I jad just turnes on the game and ludwick hit a two run homer and I was like "sweet , good timing!" and we went up two-nothing. Then like 5 hours later, it's weird the game was still on after 5 hours, either someone had like a 300 pitch inning or there was ar ain delay, but I didn't knowe rain delays existein LA. That's weird. Anyway Franklin was up and he was pitching to the guy who was up before Andrew Jones and he got the pitch count up to like 3-2 before he got a passed ball by yadi and the guy went to fifrst base. But then he struck out the next guy and beat the game. End game ftw. Anyway I saw that, and it was cool, cause I saw the best two parts of the game, unless there was some good defensive play that I didn't know about.

But that's all good, too, because I was at some event for my mom's shop and Ir ant he bar, which means an evening of free beer (and inspiration for this post) and she hired belly dancers and stuff. They weren't all that hot, but they could really shake thier hips and stuff. It was fun to watch. Then this girl I know got kinda tipsy and gave me like 6 hugs on the night. That's the most action i've gotten like in my entire life. So woo me.

I don't really know what the point of this is. I'm help9ing clean up the sap after the party and I felt that I needed to rest my eyes, so i got on GRB to make a post about how I was sad that my 1446 posts was gone and I hadn't notices. I might have gont to TheoSqua2 instead of losing my leet post count. Anyway I decided to rest my eyes. and I typed this whole thing with my eyes closed, so it's probably going to be really bad spelling and people are going to laugh that iit's totally incoherant and makes no sense and stuff, cause I dn't really know how loing it is. I'll prolly bel ike OH MY GOD WHY DID I TYPE SO MUCH WHEN IWAS DRUNK ( I think i', drunk, i had 3 bottles of cham-pag-ne and like 2 beers and some smirnoff crap and some other stuff and now i'm feeling pretty happy. i can't remember if this is in parntesis or not so i'm gonna end with a ).

What was I talking about now? I forget, og well i'm going to end this post.

GO CARDS! WOO!

[thrill]

Beyond drunk. Excellent work, Theo. Bravo!

[InvincibleCakeEater]

well done

[TheoSqua]

Beyond drunk. Excellent work, Theo. Bravo!

I havn't thorwin up or passed out yet, so I think i'm good to go!

I know it was bad toinight because I had a Busch light. I've never had one before, and even in my drunken state I came to teh conlcusion that I i should have kept it that way. It was a bad eperience. I almost wkind og wish that AB would get bought out buyt that big beer conglomorate in eurpoe after drinking that baeer. It's wrose than opiss beer. I don't think I finished it.

And I thought Bud Select was bad....

[TheoSqua]

Beyond drunk. Excellent work, Theo. Bravo!

I havn't thorwin up or passed out yet, so I think i'm good to go!

I know it was bad toinight because I had a Busch light. I've never had one before, and even in my drunken state I came to teh conlcusion that I i should have kept it that way. It was a bad eperience. I almost wkind og wish that AB would get bought out buyt that big beer conglomorate in eurpoe after drinking that baeer. It's wrose than opiss beer. I don't think I finished it.

And I thought Bud Select was bad....

I had 1339 posts and now I have 1441 posts. When did I make 5 posts? I thought I only madfe three. WTF>?

[AdmiralKird]

I had 1339 posts and now I have 1441 posts. When did I make 5 posts? I thought I only madfe three. WTF>?

heh, those numbers man, you start adding to them and they just keep going up, don't they

[heyzeus]

I hope you're still feeling leet today, Theo.

[TheoSqua]

I hope you're still feeling leet today, Theo.

No hangover, suprisingly. And I can remember everything from last night.

I still find the no brooms rant hilarious.

[Bo Hart]

I know it was bad toinight because I had a Busch light. I've never had one before, and even in my drunken state I came to teh conlcusion that I i should have kept it that way. It was a bad eperience. I almost wkind og wish that AB would get bought out buyt that big beer conglomorate in eurpoe after drinking that baeer. It's wrose than opiss beer. I don't think I finished it.

And I thought Bud Select was bad....

Can we ban this guy?

[G. Keenan]

I know it was bad toinight because I had a Busch light. I've never had one before, and even in my drunken state I came to teh conlcusion that I i should have kept it that way. It was a bad eperience. I almost wkind og wish that AB would get bought out buyt that big beer conglomorate in eurpoe after drinking that baeer. It's wrose than opiss beer. I don't think I finished it.

And I thought Bud Select was bad....

Can we ban this guy?

Yeah, Busch light isn't that bad. In the right setting, of course.