not finding brooms

[TheoSqua]

so some people that were at the spa tonight decided that they werte going to like drop food on the flor and stuff, and soe theres a bunch of like strawberries and melons and some wird unfermented cracker type thing (it's not undfermented, but it's not your normal saltine, and they taste really bad. apparently people that are "upscale' earr them) and so I was like "I need a broom!" and so I started looking aroudn the shop for a broom, and wtf! i couldn't find one. I found the broom scooper thing that tgoes with the broom that i got out when i broke that champagne glass earlier, but the broom wasn't with it. So I was like THIS SUCKS! and I was like "dude! not being able to find a broom is like quality GRB rants!!" and so I decided topost the rant about not being able to find the broom, and while I was walking back to the computer to make this rant I saw a broom sitting in the corner and was kinda upset because i couldn't rant about the broom not being able to be found when i had foudn the broom while walking to the computer ot make a rant about the broom not being able to be found. Then I just decided to post it anyway because i like overkill.

[AdmiralKird]

In before deletion/regret.

[Leroy]

I want to hear more about these crackers.

[Hungary Jack]

Nat Light post of the month!

[Radbird]

I thought this was going to be a rant about the Cards not sweeping the Padres and Dodgers.

[thrill]

I NEED A BROOM AN GOOD BROOM!

good brooms are so hard to find these days. YOU want a broom, you cant hadnle a broom@!