Underpants Shopping Buffer Zone Interlopers

[New Pagodi]

So yesterday I decided it was probably best to look into upgrading part of the rotation. I get to the store and walk to the pharmacy to pick up enough stuff to fill the top of the basket (and that I also needed) and then make the long walk back to the men’s department. Once I got to the rack, it took me a few minutes to find the size and style I was looking for; but no sooner had I done so than some woman rolled her cart up and stood right next to me. I was hoping to look through the packs to see if I could find one where I liked all of the pairs in it, but I didn’t feel comfortable pawing through piles of underwear with someone else looking on a few feet away. I tried to give her a quick “can I have a few feet here” glance, but she just looked back like I was in her way or something. So I just grabbed the pack in front and ran away. Naturally, I’m not really thrilled with two of them. To quote George Costanza, “You know we're living in a society!” For God’s sake, give others some space when needed.

[G. Keenan]

Quality rant. I won't buy underwear if there's anyone within 10 feet of me. If someone enters the buffer zone I'll walk away, pretend to look at other clothes, then return when they've gone.

[thrill]

Hmm...I don't have any shame in this department.

[Cronos]

Just pick out the store's finest leopard-skin thong and scream "FINALLY!!".

Problem solved.

[docellis]

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[Arthur Dent]

If people are watching you buy underwear, it means they are judging you. Wearing underwear is shameful.

[ghostrunner]

I don't see the problem. I need underwear. Everyone needs underwear. Who cares if somebody sees me?

I think once I got over buying condoms in public, underwear became small potatoes.

[Hungary Jack]

I feel your pain in a metaphysical way, my man.

But I don't wear underwear.

[heyzeus]

Any man who doesn't wear underwear must not own any pants with zippers.

[Popeye_Card]

Why are you all ashamed of your underwear? Be proud of what hides your privates.