Guys who are weird about buying tampons

[Popeye_Card]

But I still say you are a Mitchum Man. The type of man who prefers a superior product to flashy packaging and witty commercials. A gentleman who wants a deodorant that can stand up to a vigorous game of polo, but still give the ladies a whiff of musky refinement at the end of the evening. You, sir, are a man who values class over wooing the intoxicated young ladies at the club. You don't knock over their olfactories with an Axe! Degree isn't dapper! You caress them with the Green Goblin. The Sorcerer of Seduction. The Pulverizor of Persperation. You, sir, are a Mitchum Man.

This is an apt description.

Just remember to tell your special lady friend all of this when she returns from the store with Speed Stick. Throw it back in her face and demand the best.

[haltz]

That analogy doesn't add up. The equivalent to buying tampons would be buying toilet paper.

Also, RC's lying about not wanting to watch.

Look, I've never been married, thank random deity, but I've bought tampons when I got a phone call asking me if I'd pick them up. This isn't a big deal. I want to meet people that care what the checker at Walgreen's thinks, if it even crosses their mind. I mean really, let's be honest here. Who cares?

"Hey, will you buy me some tampons while you're at the store."
"No."

Does that actually happen?

[lukethedrifter]

And surely I am not the only person who's a little bashful about buying toilet paper.

I always get a bit embarrassed about buying a Hustler and some baby oil.