Underpants Shopping Buffer Zone Interlopers

[wart57]

I had a sililar problem the other day, until I started trying the underwear on...the section cleared out rather quickly and I had complete privacy....

[ThatGuy]

I always know exactly what I'm looking for, so it's never much of an issue for me.

Comfortsoft waistband = awesome.

[planet planet]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

[Cronos]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

Sounds like someone's in the mood for a Vodka & Red Bull.

[planet planet]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

Sounds like someone's in the mood for a Vodka & Red Bull.

Ooh, good idea. And then I can be your old ass prom date like Dee in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[Cronos]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

Sounds like someone's in the mood for a Vodka & Red Bull.

Ooh, good idea. And then I can be your old ass prom date like Dee in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Absolutely! Never seen that movie, though...

[sighyoung]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

The pheromones from your skid mark keep me coming back.

[G. Keenan]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

The pheromones from your skid mark keep me coming back.

lmao

[planet planet]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

The pheromones from your skid mark keep me coming back.

It's not the pheromones from my skid marks that keep you coming back.

[sighyoung]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Nope, I save my skid mark pair for your head. And quit stalking me while I'm buying my underwear.

The pheromones from your skid mark keep me coming back.

It's not the pheromones from my skid marks that keep you coming back.

No, that's pretty much it.