My neighbor's dog

[haltz]

I'm going to. There's obviously no one there or I would right this second.

[docellis]

are you the only one in your building who is home during the day? is anyone else having problems with the dog barking?

[Radbird]

Could you somehow pipe this directly into her apartment - through the ductwork or something?

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[haltz]

are you the only one in your building who is home during the day? is anyone else having problems with the dog barking?

Pretty much, other than my roommate who has a similar schedule. There are only three units occupied, and I think the other people have real jobs.

[BenNX74205]

is the barking loud enough for a microphone to pick it up? If so, record the dog barking, and then do it at night. Not only will it let the owner know what is going on while he/she is at work, but the other neighbors will learn the pain you go through, and jump on the "get your dog to shut up" bandwagon.

Win-Win.

[Cronos]

Any Abba or Barry Manilow album and play it on a loop.

My other downstairs neighbor does the latter quite often in the mornings.

[Radbird]

Any Abba or Barry Manilow album and play it on a loop.

My other downstairs neighbor does the latter quite often in the mornings.

That's more brutal than a barking dog, IMHO.

[cardsfansince82]

You need to somehow rig a hidden speaker outside her apartment. Either outside the door, a window or through a vent. Then play the first twenty seconds or so up through the "wah ah ah ah" part of Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness." Do this at completely random intervals 20 or so times a day.

[sighyoung]

You need some serious twelve-tone row music. Arnold Schoenberg's Moses und Aron would do the trick.