Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

[heyzeus]

I don't shave on Friday's.

Screw the man.

I'm a wholly owned subsidiary of The Man Corp.

[obucard]

I don't have any lotion, vaseline, or tampons here at the office. But I think it may be stopped or stopping. I'm going to live!

For future reference: quarter + machine in womens restroom

You are welcome!

For the advice or for all the strange looks he'll get if he's caught buying tampons in the women's restroom?

[ThatGuy]

I remember once when I was shaving against the grain above my upper lip (very difficult place to shave, BTW), I went just low enough to nick the lip. That thing must've bled for three or four hours.

[cardinalkarp]

I remember once when I was shaving against the grain above my upper lip (very difficult place to shave, BTW), I went just low enough to nick the lip. That thing must've bled for three or four hours.

You go against the grain on your upper lip? Only place I got against the grain is on my neck.

[tothebeach08]

As a woman, let me just say you guys are wimps. A shaving cut on the face is nothing compared to a shaving cut on a very special place....

[thrill]

As a woman, let me just say you guys are wimps. A shaving cut on the face is nothing compared to a shaving cut on a very special place....

You assume none of us manscape.

[JL21]

As a woman, let me just say you guys are wimps. A shaving cut on the face is nothing compared to a shaving cut on a very special place....

Yeah, but wait a sec here... nobody's complaining about pain. He just wants it to stop bleeding, yo.

[G. Keenan]

It never ceases to amaze me how the tiniest cuts on the face just bleed forever. One of the perks of having a beard is that I no longer have this problem. That's what you should do, zeus, grow a beard and ascend to the next level of manhood.

[Popeye_Card]

I remember once when I was shaving against the grain above my upper lip (very difficult place to shave, BTW), I went just low enough to nick the lip. That thing must've bled for three or four hours.

You go against the grain on your upper lip? Only place I got against the grain is on my neck.

I go against the grain on my upper lip as well. Down first, then up. But I very rarely cut myself there. 99% of my cuts are around my adam's apple, which is a bit sharp.

[G. Keenan]

I remember once when I was shaving against the grain above my upper lip (very difficult place to shave, BTW), I went just low enough to nick the lip. That thing must've bled for three or four hours.

You go against the grain on your upper lip? Only place I got against the grain is on my neck.

Let me guess, you don't have very dark hair? Guys closer to the blond side of the hair color spectrum have it so much easier when it comes to shaving.