Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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Electric razors suck, i don't want to wash my face with Nair, and my beard comes out splotchy. I just don't like bleeding for 3 hours, so let me rant, please won't you just let me rant!

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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heyzeus wrote:Electric razors suck, i don't want to wash my face with Nair, and my beard comes out splotchy. I just don't like bleeding for 3 hours, so let me rant, please won't you just let me rant!
Ranting raises your heart rate. :P

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TheoSqua wrote:use yer spit! saliva has a chemical in it that causes blood to clot.
That never worked on my ex girlfriend.

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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G. Keenan wrote:
obucard wrote:
jimedmondsfan wrote:Hey guys, they have this wonderful new fangled invention now...It shaves all the places without bleeding you to death...its called an electric razor! Or try some Nair and don't shave for weeks! LOL
I thought Nair wasn't intended to be used on your face.


I don't know, but I think it's a good idea in general to refrain from putting harsh burning chemicals on your face.
Sounds like someone needs to ascend to the next level of manhood.

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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In 10+ years of shaving I've only cut myself maybe twice. God bless the Mach 3/4/whatever.

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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Shave in the shower. Problem Solved.

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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I hate when I get razor bumps. :(

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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Well, even if you did grow a beard, zeus, you'd still have to shave your neard and possibly cheeks. Those nicks on the neck sometimes are hard to plug (although I've never had one go as long as your upper lip one and if I did it would be entirely rant-worthy).

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
obucard wrote:
jimedmondsfan wrote:Hey guys, they have this wonderful new fangled invention now...It shaves all the places without bleeding you to death...its called an electric razor! Or try some Nair and don't shave for weeks! LOL
I thought Nair wasn't intended to be used on your face.


I don't know, but I think it's a good idea in general to refrain from putting harsh burning chemicals on your face.
Sounds like someone needs to ascend to the next level of manhood.
I admit that I'm not there yet.

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Re: Shaving cuts and uncontrollable bleeding

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thrill wrote:Vaseline. It's what fighters use.
Yes, but not for cuts.

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