Satellite pointing at trees

[jim]

The point is doc is that people like you (and me) need the expensive saws and gadgets. Those are the safe ones!

I have a guy I fish with that has a saying he repeats often. "Cry once". What he means is that when you buy something, it's going to hurt to shell over the cash. But buy the right one the first time and be happy with it, or otherwise you will be crying a second time

[lukethedrifter]

jim, I'm going to have to ask you to stop urging doc to buy a real chainsaw.

[jim]

jim, I'm going to have to ask you to stop urging doc to buy a real chainsaw.

Where is your sense of adventure? Best case scenario is Doc is driving down a street, chainsaw revving, trimming tree branches as she goes by.

[docellis]

jim, I'm going to have to ask you to stop urging doc to buy a real chainsaw.

Where is your sense of adventure? Best case scenario is Doc is driving down a street, chainsaw revving, trimming tree branches as she goes by.

Yes. I want to be in the sequel to "Death Proof".

[Transmogrified Tiger]

jim, I'm going to have to ask you to stop urging doc to buy a real chainsaw.

Where is your sense of adventure? Best case scenario is Doc is driving down a street, chainsaw revving, trimming tree branches as she goes by.

Or trimming something else if the cars in front of her aren't going the appropriate speed.

[AdmiralKird]

Here you go: The Alligator Lopper
If you succeed in killing yourself with a chainsaw that boasts this many safety features, then natural selection has gone above and beyond the call of duty.

[lukethedrifter]

Maybe the FD will let you borrow the Hurst tool aka Jaws of Life and you can push the tree out of your way.

[TimeForGuinness]

what did you do with all the wood after you chopped these trees down?

i would suggest making a very long pole on which to mount a satellite dish

[jim]

what did you do with all the wood after you chopped these trees down?

i would suggest making a very long pole on which to mount a satellite dish

I suggest burning it to maximize her emissions footprint.

[TimeForGuinness]

what did you do with all the wood after you chopped these trees down?

i would suggest making a very long pole on which to mount a satellite dish

I suggest burning it to maximize her emissions footprint.

i'd throw some of that paint that she used on the bricks in there for good measure too...