Fake Boobs

[lukethedrifter]

Did I not say that 90% looked ridiculous? Besides those Guess If They're Real Or Not tests use shots that are deliberately ambiguous. And those swimsuits on FSN were concealing little and pushing up less. I bet I could have guessed with 100% accuracy which of those "competitors" had unrealistic boob jobs. Add that I was not attacking you but your silly statement that those [expletive] about which I rant mightn't be fake.

[omaha_red]

fake boobs, fake lips, fake cheeks, fake foreheads, fake eyelids are
all the dumbest looking things that anyone has ever invented.

[ghostrunner]

80% here. The ones I got wrong were ones I thought were fake, but were natural.

[thrill]

I really want to take that quiz, but I'm at work : (

[heyzeus]

I really want to take that quiz, but I'm at work : (

Me too. I'm really good at fake boobspotting. But I want to keep this job.

[lukethedrifter]

Must I make this a poll question in order to get a serious discourse on the merits and demerits of fake boobery? I know what it is! You guys love 'em and you're ashamed to admit it.

[ghostrunner]

I find plastic surgery kind of weird, but then there's times I understand it. I can see why a completely flat chested woman would want something there. Clothes are made with certain presumptions about the body. Then again, Keira Knightley seems to make it work.

Basically I've seen fake ones I thought were all right.

I find the fake lips more off-putting. I saw Kim Delaney (NYPD Blue) on a show the other night and she didn't look like herself. That's weird. Oh, and Meg Ryan did a number on herself too. Terrible.

[thrill]

A really well done boob job can be a beautiful thing.

[haltz]

Must I make this a poll question in order to get a serious discourse on the merits and demerits of fake boobery? I know what it is! You guys love 'em and you're ashamed to admit it.

Oh I'm not.

[lukethedrifter]

A really well done boob job can be a beautiful thing.

So describe well done. I just hate implants that don't look or feel like breasts, e.g. grossly disproportionate, skin too tight, too far apart, bad shape, scars, rigidity.