Fake Boobs

[lukethedrifter]

I'm going to take the word of my ex gf who is a professional privates investigator aka an OB. She says there are bad ones, e.g. breasts that must be rolled up, yes rolled up, to fit in the bra.

[omaha_red]

I'm going to take the word of my ex gf who is a professional privates investigator aka an OB. She says there are bad ones, e.g. breasts that must be rolled up, yes rolled up, to fit in the bra.

i'll never forgive you for bringing this to my attention

[Radbird]

If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

Can I get a membership in this club too?

Add me as a member.

I think we officially have a club. Or support group.

[heyzeus]

I'm pretty amazed that this thread has gone this far without anyone posting photographic examples.

[JL21]

If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

Can I get a membership in this club too?

Add me as a member.

The Itty Bitty [expletive] Committee appreciates your support. Speaking of boobs, I'm headed to my annual "boob squishing appointment" next week...I may have to bump last year's rant. We shall see......

If I recall, isn't there a bar next door?

[Simbagal23]

If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

Can I get a membership in this club too?

Add me as a member.

The Itty Bitty [expletive] Committee appreciates your support. Speaking of boobs, I'm headed to my annual "boob squishing appointment" next week...I may have to bump last year's rant. We shall see......

If I recall, isn't there a bar next door?

It was my plan to put a bar next door after last year's fiasco....many, many alcoholic beverages were necessary after the "squishing gone awry of 2007" episode.

[Dillagii]

If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.

give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

Can I get a membership in this club too?

Add me as a member.

I think we officially have a club. Or support group.

Count me in as well.

BTW is this fake boob?

[JL21]

BTW is this fake boob?

No, but this sure is...

[G. Keenan]

BTW is this fake boob?

Oh, you did not just go there.

[Radbird]

BTW is this fake boob?

Oh, you did not just go there.

Those are most definitely authentic.