An open letter to the coffee-drinking buttholes in my office

docellis · Post by **docellis** » June 28 08, 10:09 am

i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago

lukethedrifter · Post by **lukethedrifter** » June 28 08, 10:14 am

docellis wrote:i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago

Was that about the time you weedwhacked your sycamore?

docellis · Post by **docellis** » June 28 08, 10:15 am

lukethedrifter wrote:
docellis wrote:i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago
Was that about the time you weedwhacked your sycamore?

my olive tree.

sighyoung · Post by **sighyoung** » June 29 08, 2:14 pm

docellis wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
docellis wrote:i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago
Was that about the time you weedwhacked your sycamore?

my olive tree.

I hope your LDL isn't rising as a result.

docellis · Post by **docellis** » June 29 08, 10:28 pm

i was just being a dork. i didn't give up olives.

InvincibleCakeEater · Post by **InvincibleCakeEater** » June 29 08, 10:45 pm

docellis wrote:i was just being a dork. i didn't give up olives.

You should. Rumor has it they taste like [expletive] anyways.

jim · Post by **jim** » June 30 08, 7:57 am

Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » June 30 08, 8:36 am

jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.

Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

cardinalkarp · Post by **cardinalkarp** » June 30 08, 9:11 am

JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.
Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

I don't drink coffee but if I did its times like these that I wouldn't be keeping my mouth shut. I would tell her what's up.

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » June 30 08, 9:13 am

cardinalkarp wrote:
JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.
Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

I don't drink coffee but if I did its times like these that I wouldn't be keeping my mouth shut. I would tell her what's up.

i'd look at her, smile back, grab the coffee pot and smash it over her face

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