To answer your question, Rick, Troy, a few good looking guys, then the rich ones, then me. Would Troy Glaus make a good wingman? Maybe the best. Speaking of players, women avoid Duncan like the plague. I've had drinks with him a couple times down here in the offseason and it's funny. We didn't exactly hit it off because he was hitting on my girlfriend the first time I saw him down here, but he turned out to be a pretty cool guy.GatewaySnayke wrote:Question for Sex Panther, if you were in a bar with Troy Glaus and Rick Ankiel...who would pick up the most chicks? Would Troy Glaus be a good wingman? I say absolutely. BTW, I'm working out details on the screenplay for Glaus and Ankiel.
TROY:
Kevin Slaten thinks I did steroids.
GIRL:
Who the [expletive] is Kevin Slaten?
TROY:
Exactly. Want to go back to my place and swing my Louisville Slugger?
RICK:
Boo-ya.
As for the screenplay, not bad. Replace Louisville Slugger with Louisville Chugger and we're onto something. There also needs to be really lame baseball slang, like...
T-Roy - Excuse me ladies, I'll be right back, I gotta go take an OPS.
Slick Rick - Yeah, me too. OPS +?
T-Roy - Double Play!
