An open letter to the coffee-drinking buttholes in my office

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i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago

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docellis wrote:i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago
Was that about the time you weedwhacked your sycamore?

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lukethedrifter wrote:
docellis wrote:i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago
Was that about the time you weedwhacked your sycamore?

my olive tree.

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docellis wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
docellis wrote:i stopped eating olives about 2 weeks ago
Was that about the time you weedwhacked your sycamore?

my olive tree.
I hope your LDL isn't rising as a result.

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i was just being a dork. i didn't give up olives.

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docellis wrote:i was just being a dork. i didn't give up olives.
You should. Rumor has it they taste like [expletive] anyways.

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Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.

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jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.
Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

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JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.
Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

I don't drink coffee but if I did its times like these that I wouldn't be keeping my mouth shut. I would tell her what's up.

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cardinalkarp wrote:
JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.
Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

I don't drink coffee but if I did its times like these that I wouldn't be keeping my mouth shut. I would tell her what's up.
i'd look at her, smile back, grab the coffee pot and smash it over her face

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