An open letter to the coffee-drinking buttholes in my office

[Fat_Bulldog]

Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.

Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

I don't drink coffee but if I did its times like these that I wouldn't be keeping my mouth shut. I would tell her what's up.

I would take her phone receiver and rub it all over my balls one day when I didn't take a shower.

[cardsfansince82]

I would take her phone receiver and rub it all over my balls one day when I didn't take a shower.

Or maybe her coffee mug, to make the point clear. Not to mention the residual laughs you could get out of that every time she takes a sip.

[jim]

Sometimes it's just better to let things slide. It's annoying, but she isn't the only person to do it. Just the boldest.

[docellis]

now that i don't drink coffee i am going to start making decaf and putting it in the regular carafe and watch the hijinks ensue.

[Popeye_Card]

now that i don't drink coffee i am going to start making decaf and putting it in the regular carafe and watch the hijinks ensue.

Between the crappy regular and the crappy decaf at my office, I'm pretty sure no one could tell.

[MrSaigon]

I'm so good at quitting coffee I'm thinking of trying heroin.

And I was drinking that Vietnamese stuff which is as potent as chewing on a human adrenal gland.
They would mix that stuff with sweetened condensed milk--delicious--.

[phins]

now that i don't drink coffee i am going to start making decaf and putting it in the regular carafe and watch the hijinks ensue.

Switch it to decaf, and then after a few weeks, switch it back and add several shots of espresso.

[G. Keenan]

I'm so good at quitting coffee I'm thinking of trying heroin.

And I was drinking that Vietnamese stuff which is as potent as chewing on a human adrenal gland.
They would mix that stuff with sweetened condensed milk--delicious--.

Wonderful stuff. Darker than motor oil too.

[Arthur Dent]

I'm so good at quitting coffee I'm thinking of trying heroin.

And I was drinking that Vietnamese stuff which is as potent as chewing on a human adrenal gland.
They would mix that stuff with sweetened condensed milk--delicious--.

Wonderful stuff. Darker than motor oil too.

Black tar heroin?

[G. Keenan]

I'm so good at quitting coffee I'm thinking of trying heroin.

And I was drinking that Vietnamese stuff which is as potent as chewing on a human adrenal gland.
They would mix that stuff with sweetened condensed milk--delicious--.

Wonderful stuff. Darker than motor oil too.

Black tar heroin?

Hey, I've been trying to take my morning routine up a notch.