Think outside the box....

[wart57]

Create a new synergistic paradigm.

Fixed

[TabascoElvis]

Question Authority

[wart57]

"**** it, I'm going to lunch"

[sighyoung]

"Your Sisyphean struggles make me laugh."

[wart57]

The words the VP's say - "Think outside the box, form a synregistic aproach to taking ownership of your daily opportunities!"
What he/she is realy saying: "I get paid the big bucks so I can go around spouting out buzz words and phrases while you toil away doing the real work for a fraction of my salary, don't you wish you were me?"

[StatmanCrothers]

"Throw it out on the stoop and see if the cat licks it up."

[maddash]

Pee on your VP's head and call it sunshine.

[sighyoung]

Road kill in a skillet is still good vittles.

[StatmanCrothers]

If you can't have all your ducks in a row, you better at least have something with feathers that quacks when you poke it with a stick.

eventually this can be shortened to "give it feathers and make it quack"

and then "feathers ... quack"

and then " f .. r .. ack "

[TabascoElvis]

If you can't have all your ducks in a row, you better at least have something with feathers that quacks when you poke it with a stick.

eventually this can be shortened to "give it feathers and make it quack"

and then "feathers ... quack"

and then " f .. r .. ack "

that's outstanding